A veteran of footballer, the Iceman originally learnt his trade next to the gym at school in the “Cage”, the definitive academy for strong shinned young athletes. After a few years of hacking away there, he then sought greater fame and fortune moving to the tennis courts and later to the top field at lunchtimes. This is where many thought the odyssey would end, until, after one session of enthusiastic drunken banter, Webb was lucky enough get Sheeno to start a 5 a side team that he would actually be allowed to play in.

Since then the world has been turned upside down and Thursday nights have become the new beginning, middle and end of Webb’s week. Having already taken the over footballing mantle of the ultimate super sub from Ole Gunner Solskjaer in his first season, there can be no stopping him now.

Achievements:

1 hat trick
1 left footed goal

“Is there anything else left to do?”