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Being the most successful team ever to grace a 5 a-side pitch you'd expect the Lepers to hold a few trophies. And you'd be right!
 
Unlike Stevie G who's never won the league, the Heppers have won the league ... twice! And collected some more silverware along the way.....
 

 
 
Division 6 - Champions 2006

 
Division 6 Championeeee
With Sheeno, Jerzak, Drake and Stoney,
Hoskins, Webb, Spike and Amesy,
And Harvey - The Leprosy.
 
After collecting just 1 point from the first 2 games of the season the Lepers stormed to glory clinching the title in their opening season.
 
MVP Yorkshireman Ames was undoubtedly the highlight of the season.
 
 
 
 
 

 
The Winter Tournoi - Runners Up 2006

 
 
With a depleted band of just 3 regular Lepers, Harvey, Sheen and Jerzak were supplemented by St Ringer and Old Boy Osborne. After winning their group the Lepers battled through cramp and freezing conditions to make it to the final but unfortunately lost 3 - 1 due to the opposition producing an extra player moments before the game.
 
(There may have only been 4 teams in the tournament)
 
 "Unclean, unclean"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Division 5 - Runners Up 2007

 
 
 A season full of injuries, red cards and alliterations:
 
Rulers wrangle as rubbish Referee rewrites rulebook
Wino Will Webb waits in wings while winners wallop wannabes
Dirty Dubious Drake’s dark disciplinary day
Drunk Drake’s demi dozen dazzles
Hooray for hardman Harvey’s half-year heroics
Spike scores with superb shots to succeed in suicide session
Unbelievable Umberto uttered unfathomable umbrella
 
"The Bear was good"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Division 4 -Winners 2007

 
 
 
A season full of sin bins, red cards, sin bins and victories.
 
The Lepers saw off CHA and Sporting Airlock to take the title on the last day of the season in a narrow 2 - 1 victory over Airlock.  
 
 "Leperwear and silverware"
 
 
 
 
 
Division 3 - Runners Up 2007

 
 
 
Following a catastrophic start to the season, the people's manager Sheen was sacked. The Lepers literally pulled their fingers out and clinched promotion just behind a new foe, Sparta. Fortunately the Lepers were rewarded with Crystal Maze trophies and promised a roast the next season.
 
"Start the fans please"