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Since their first game on 28 September 2006 at Liverpool Street Powerleague, the Lepers have blown nearly all of their opposition away. This is a comprehensive list of the records set along the way

 

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The following players have played their part in the Leper history:

 

1.   David Sheen (goalkeeping bear and former manager)

2.   Mark Jerzak (current nutcase and former manager)

3.   Matthew Ames (resident trickster / MVP)

4.   Jon Harvey (the engine)

5.   Spike Harby (rhinoceros)

6.   Dan Drake (greedy goalhanger)

7.   Will Webb (Shaun Goater look-a-like)

8.   Phil Hoskins (AWOL defender)

9.   Mark Stoner (Shovelfoot)

10. Chris Cornwall (always produces "Vomit of the Match") 
11. Andrew Stringer (single-handedly won Div 4)

12. Chris Parker (witnessed the might of Merry Pranksters)

13. Andy Tighe

14. Pat Feast (on loan from AC Dead People)

15. Mark Eley

16. Steve Osborne (Veteran star of Le Tournoi)

17. Conor Hardy

18. Dave Harvey 
19. Matt Turner (Stringer's chum)

20. Kieran Hayes (new kid)

21. Mike Phipps (Fjortoft)

22. "John"

23. Matt 'Chesney'

24. Alex the Feeder Peader Keeper

25. Allan Young (cricketing Leper)

26. Jana Kabacova (one-off cricketing Leper)

27. James Hood (co-founder and leader of the Reptilian Awareness Council http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=34288556376)

28. Peter Burrows (second Leper paeda)

29. Ashvin Degnarain (first ever non-White Leper)

30. Jim Cathcart (cricketing star)

31. Bobby (USA pinch-hitting genius)

32. Christian (H&F swing bowling genius)

 

Club Records
 

League History

 PointsWinsGoals F / A
Div 6- 1st3210

85 / 38

Div 5- 2nd3511105 / 31 
Div 4- 1st361262 / 22 
Div 3- 2nd3110 66 / 19 
Div 2- 1st

 37

12 

108 / 13 

Div 1- 3rd
   
 
Biggest Win: 16 - 0 v OC&C (8/11/07)
 
Biggest Loss: 3 - 7 v CHA (4/01/07)
 
Consecutive Victories: 13 (Divsions 3 & 2)
 
Clean Sheets in a Season: 7 (Division 2)
 
Sin Bins in one game: 4 (+ 1 red card) v CHA
 
Touches by ref in one game: 47 v OC&C
 
Common Leper surname: Harvey/Harby/Hardy
 
Hatricks in one game: 3 v OC&C
 
Player Records
 
Goals in a game: 6 (Dan Drake)
 
Consecutive Appearances: 50 (Jon Harvey)
 
Red wine before a game: 2 bottles (Will Webb)
 
Beer before a game: 7 pints (David Sheen)
 
Longest suspension: 4 games (Mark Jerzak)
 
Sin bins in one game: 2 (Mark Jerzak)
 
Shots in one game: 100 (Dan Drake)
 
Player of season awards: 4 (Matt Ames)
 
Alliterations in a match report: 1000 (Spike)