The Jewish God said he couldn't imagine the lepers having a football team.
McCabe: Stop Treating Us Like Lepers
"Those home-grown players in the Barclays Premier League who remain uncapped must feel like lepers, given that the list includes the unremarkable talents of Stewart Downing and David Nugent. Then there are those we have long forgotten, such as Scott Parker and Kieron Dyer."
"...Pressure, red hot like chili pepper
Black n decker - hardware, avoid the leper..."
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Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: You can keep the tip.
Q: Then there was the male prostitute who contracted leprosy.
A: He did o.k. for a while, and then his business dropped off.
Q: Why did the leper get in a car accident?
A: He left his foot on the gas.
Q: Why did the ref have to stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Q: Whats one thing you don't do to a baby leper?
A: Got Your nose!
Q: What's one thing you don't say to a leper?
A: Don't fall apart on me now!
Q: Why did the ref call off the leper football game?
A: Somone fumbled a hand-off.
Q: Did you hear about the leper card game?
A: One guy threw his hand in, one guy cried his eyes out, and the other one laughed his head off.
Q: What's the worse thing to happen to a leper!?
A: An epileptic fit.
Q: What do you call 3 lepers in a box?
A: A Jigsaw puzzle.
Q: What expression shouldn't you use around a leper?
A: It's gonna cost me an arm and a leg!
Q: What's funnier than a leper with one arm?
A: A leper with no arms.
Q: Why did the leper go to the gun dealer?
A: He wanted to buy some arms.
Q: How can you stop a leper from robbing a bank?
A: You dis-arm him.
Q: How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.
Q: What did the leper ship captain say?
A: All hands on deck!
Q: What do you call a hot tub full of lepers?
A: Porridge!